📵
Mentally on
airplane mode ✈️
Men's meme tees
41 tees
Running on chai
☕& bad decisions
Deadline tomorrow
⏰panic today
🎓
Attendance is
a social construct
Powered by caffeine
☕& case studies
💚
My love language
is Excel
Domain expansion:
🌀my room
Emotionally broke
💸financially worse
Festival mode:
🪔ON
Me pretending
🙂I have my life together
🧠the gang 💀
Brain has left the chat
Last seen: before exams
I'll do it
🛌tomorrow
🏝️
Physically: Monday
Mentally: Saturday 2am
Overthinking
🏃is my cardio
👀the gang 💀
hey can we talk?
Seen 11:47 PM
🪫
Social battery
2% — please leave
🌱
Touched grass once
0/10 would not recommend
📢the gang 💀
99+ messages
(it was all me)
Certified
😈menace
🙄
Sarcasm loading
██████░░ 80%
💻the gang 💀
Error 404
motivation not found
🔋
Low battery
high standards
🚧
Emotionally
under construction 🚧
😎
Attendance: 12%
Confidence: 100%
Academic weapon
🔫(Unloaded)
📖the gang 💀
bro syllabus kitna hai?
sab. sab hai.
🚌the gang 💀
who's doing the project?
seen by 5
📈
ROI:
Return on Insomnia
📧the gang 💀
mandatory 3-hour meeting
This could have been an email
🤝
Synergy is
my personality
Ctrl+C. Ctrl+V.
📋MBA.
🤝the gang 💀
sir, grace marks?
CGPA under negotiation
MBA:
🥱Mostly Barely Awake
Shadow monarch
👑of procrastination
🥋
Currently in my
training arc
🛡️
Protected by
plot armour
Villain arc
🌑loading…
🚪
Professionally
unavailable
🐌
Introvert loading
██░░░░ 12%
🍬
Calories don't count
during Diwali
Too lit
🎇to be subtle